Duke Footbal, Now Hiring!
The Miami Hurricanes have had their share of kicker problems this season, but they are nothing compared to this weekend’s opponent: Duke.
Duke lost last week by 3 after a missed field goal and a missed extra point to boot. Considering that the scholarship athletes can’t get it done, the Duke football team has decided to to hold open tryouts. They have gone so far as to place this ad in the student newspaper:
Hey Lacrosse players, you’re not doing anything, right?
So Duke loses for two straight years, finally wins, loses to a service academy, and is now holding open kicker tryouts. That 24 point spread better be doubled by the Hurricanes.
Then again, considering that Duke will be in Miami this Saturday, I personally hope Kathy Ireland makes the team.
They’re a bad team that wins, HILARITY ENSUES!
[Thanks: Scrapper Nation]
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I hope that Duke and Kathy Ireland will play on Saturday. I’m confident that they win this season.