You can be that creepy old dude at this week’s Miami high school football games [Miami Herald]

The 1972 Dolphins will never be challenged. Ever. [ESPN]

Hey! Ted Ginn, what a great pick! [Palm Beach Post]

Antoine Walker is fat. There; it needed to be said [SI]

Grand-Am Rolex Sports Car Series is coming to South Florida! Plenty of good seats still available! [Grand-Am]

FIU needs to make some adjustments to match up with Troy. First on the agenda: positive yards [Miami Herald]

Florida’s Sun Belters can learn a thing or two from the USF Bulls [The Daily Adviser]

AAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHA, Mets suck, AAAAA-HAHAHAHAHA [New York Times]

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Marlins’ season in review, in case the first time wasn’t fun enough for ya [MLB.com]

Ain’t nobody dope as Dwyane Wade (at least according to Ocean Drive Magazine) [NBC 6]

FIU has a record-setting football team, but not in a good way [Miami Herald]

Joey Porter, not really good at the whole “predicting the future thing” [USA Today]

Kayne is a ‘Cane… get it?? No? You see… they are spelled different, but… ah hell, just read the damn article [Sporting News]

Those boys in “The Muck” are good [Palm Beach Post]

Boy, that Pat Riley sure knows how to not answer questions [Sun Sentinel]

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Golden Panther back returning kicks and punts [Miami Herald]

Marlins announce 2008 Home season [TC Palm]

Florida Panthers season preview from a Pens fan… eh [Pensblog]

Fish@Bat has a great take on how the Miami newspapers continue to botch coverage of the Marlins [Fish @ Bat]

Zach Thomas going on Doc’s decision [Florida Today]

The Hurricanes aren’t taking Duke lightly… hehehe… no seriously… hehehe… they’re good… [Sporting News]

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FIU is playing some heavyweights in basketball this year [Miami Herald]

Hurricanes concentrate better in the rain (it makes sense) [Hurricane Sports]

If the Florida Panthers have a great season, but no one sees it, do they make a sound? [Sun Sentinel]

Zo spends some bank on a house in the Gables [Real Estate Voices]

The Rock talks wrestling, the Canes, and MMA; but mostly just promotes his horrible movie [ESPN]

The link between comics and sports. Yes, Shaq in “Steel” counts [Caller-Times]

Ray Lewis and Warren Sapp were both Florida State Champions in wrestling [College Wrestling Blog]

Kranitz out as Marlins’ pitching coach [Sun Sentinel]

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FIU Coach Mario Cristobal calls Kansas (yes, the football team) a “scoring machine”, no word on if he was drunk while making these comments. [Jayhawk Slant]

Now that Charlie “Not The Answer” Bell is out of the picture, have the Heat turned their attention to Mike Bibby? [Sactown Royalty]

Ahh… so this is what it’s like to be without Zach Thomas, losing. Oh, wait, that’s the same as with him [Palm Beach Post]

What would a Miami Sports Blog be without local youth football scores? That’s right, less creepy [Miami Herald Sports Scene]

And of course, continuing the trend on updating you about athletes who can’t yet legally purchase porn, we bring you the weekend in High School Football in the Gunshine Sunshine State [Local Replay]

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Florida Marlins might not be going to the playoffs, but we can injure your players [Asbury Park Press]

Thirteen Florida Panthers are Americans [Rochester Democrat]

Where should Charlie Bell play? [Hoops Vibe]

Gamblers, take the Dolphins (so says these people) [Bet On Us]

NY Jets fan’s take on Today’s Dolphins’ game [NY Green Machine]

THIS JUST IN! TRENT GREEN IS OLD! [Palm Beach Post]

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Chris Chambers Can’t Score… yes in that way [Real Football 365]

Concussions are a mutha [Omar Kelly]

Charlie Bell offer sheet: MATCHED! [Seattle Post]

With all the French dudes in Miami you’d think Pietrus would be a perfect fit. But noooooo [Fan Nation]

One family says goodbye to the OB [Bradenton Herald]

Texas Longhorns… the new “Thug U” [Oxford Press]

Fish @ Bat is trying to find the worst trade in Marlins’ history. There are some doozies, but no Chuck E. Carr??? [Fish@Bat]

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Former Lions guard Mike Utley is upbeat for Kevin Everett [USA Today]

Yes, Miami and Texas A&M ARE that different [Star-Telegram]

City of Miami discusses (again) building a baseball stadium at The Orange Bowl [Eye On Miami]

The Dolphins aren’t practicing, they’re going to Halo 3 rallies! [Xbox 360 Rally]

There are four more Florida Panthers you can officially call ‘Junior’. [The Canadian Press]

Jacory Harris compared to Chris Simms and Peyton Manning. [Miami Herald]

Player assaults coach, blogger takes unnecessary jab at The U, but honestly… that kid needs to work on his left cross if he wants to be a ‘Cane [Texas Hold ‘Em Blogger]

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Spying; not just for the pros anymore! [AP]

Kevin Everett Updates [All Headline News]

The Deonte Thompson transfer rumor as covered by our boy Shandel [Sun Sentinel ]

Are the Florida Marlins changing their pitching coach? [Fish @ Bat]

Whooo! The Hurricanes beat the absolute worst team in the Bowl Subdivision! [Saurian Sagacity]

This guy is sick and tired of High School football on television. Did he not see Tommy Streeter and Miami Northwestern? They’re much more entertaining than some college team that’s on TV every week *COUGH*notre dame*COUGH* [Baltimore Sun]

Great year for defensive prospects in Florida. Who knew, Shaq plays football too? [ESPN Recruiting]

All-Access with Miami Hurricanes solid 80% commit Patrick Johnson [Sun Sentinel]

Penny Hardaway: Scarred (emotionally) [Miami Herald]

Thomas Vokoun filling that Florida Panthers void (yeah, it was just the headline, doubtful if this story is as lurid as it sounds) [Ottawa Citizen]

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