Since football season is but hours away, I suppose it’s time to light MSB back up. What better way to follow up my last bitch-fest post than to make one of my ten predictions of the year. I must say, I have never been so excited to start the season against a cake team as I am right now. I just looked Charleston Southern up, and we are only the fifth D. I team they have ever played. Their schedules are stacked with games against teams like the Citadel, in which they often get blown out. After Shannon announced Marve’s suspension, I had nightmares of Appalachian State vs. Michigan Part II in Dolphins Stadium. But now, my fears are gone. So I am here to make a one sided prediction:

Charleston Southern University will not score one point in tonight’s game.

Aside from Coop and James, the offense will be for the most part be duds this season. But tonight, expect to see fireworks. If Coop and James rush for under 300 yards total, I will be surprised. I also expect to see Jacory with at least 50 yards on the ground. Our defense is pretty sick, so if CSU scores, it will have to be a defensive touchdown or a lame field goal set up by great field position.

As far as the overall prediction… who knows? 35-0? 52-0? 60-0? I hope see you at, ugh, Dolphins Stadium tomorrow night. :*(