I always like to make fun of teams for scheduling a few cupcake games at the beginning of the season (Gators), but it’s just come to my attention that the Seminoles will be opening up this season with games against two Div 1-AA schools, Western Carolina and Chattanooga.

They are in the same conference as Appalachian State, of Michigan fame, but don’t get too excited, as the teams combined for a record of 3-21 last season. I guess this is just what the team needs when coming off a season where half the team was suspended.

Honestly, when is Bowden going to retire? He can’t wait for Joe Pa to move first, because that guy’s coaching until 150. Bowden is just a corpse on the sidelines and must smell like the worst case of old man after games.

Thanks: James and SbB.