That guy who wants to sell you cars… he’s trying to kill your stadium.

Norman Braman, millionaire, overall cantankerous asshat, is getting on his soapbox claiming that the Miami council is wasting money that was supposed to be used for the poor on a Marlins stadium among other projects.

“These property taxes were intended for the poor,” said the millionaire businessman. “The Marlins are not poor.”

Um, has this guy SEEN their payroll? In the comparative sense of the Major League Baseball caste system, the Marlins are the untouchables; begging for handouts at every corner and willing to sell anything they have on the cheap like Bub’s Depot.

Apparently this guy has Lincoln memorabilia all over his office and tries to be an “everyman”. I know why he wants this money going to the “poor”, he’s hoping they waste it on one of his crappy cars. I’m on to you Braman, and Marlins fans should boycott his dealerships.