If this is the last post ever to be seen on MSB, it’s likely because I got eaten by an alligator. Early this morning, I will be on a private airboat ride in the Everglades. After 25 years of life in South Florida, despite being less than 30 miles from one of the world’s biggest natural wonders, this will be the first time I will set foot upon the marshy swamp. The airboat captain encourages bringing booze, so the day will slowly turn into a haze. Also, not long ago, one of the notorious Miami based internet porn companies hired this same captain to take them out for a few hours to film some. . . material. (I’ll photograph stained proof if available).

Anyways, since I will be 100% cut off from civilization, I will obviously not be updating MSB any further today. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t come back. For your viewing pleasure, I’m embedded a video that I believe will suit everyones’ tastes. Enjoy!