I’ve been shaving my head for a couple years now, and always do joke about tattooing a helmet onto my dome, but said dome contains far too many sane chromosomes to ever let me do something like that.

Now, enter Patriots fan. Patriots fan doesn’t generally have reasoning skills. Patriots fan allows emotions to control actions. Patriots fan is “special”.

Dear God, please make the Patriots change their logo and have this news program do another story on this guy one year from today.