It’s been a long time coming, but Clinton Portis is back in costume, now as Choo-Choo. His statements are pretty indecipherable, but hilarious.

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And jeez, took him long enough. This is Choo-Choo. Something about him wanting to teach Portis how to dance, and having already taught Moss how to dance, and Randle El how to dance, and Sellers how to dance, and so on. “I taught these boys how to dance,” was the gist.

Hands down, CP is my favorite athlete of all time. G. Arenas has nothing on CP.