Man, I wish I’d been there to witness this one. Jeremy Shockey reportedly came down to Miami to do some fishing during the Giants’ bye week. While dining at Monty’s on South Beach, a heckler repeatedly taunted him. Though Shockey kept his cool, while he went to the restroom, the guys he was with reportedly "threw chairs" and beat the crap out of the heckler. Shockey returned from the bathroom and attempted to break up the fight (haha, right), at which point he took the University of Miami hat off the heckler’s friend’s head and told him he was a disgrace to the school. Shockey then fled on a boat to avoid any further altercation, and the heckler was arrested after apparently trying to run from cops.