Kobe Bryant is Gay

Posted on October 31st, 2007 in Other Sports by Brody

Allegedly.

Kobe

Hmmm… now THAT would have gotten me out of that whole “rape” thing..

Uncle Luke, of 2 Live Crew fame, just had this to say on 790 the Ticket:

Kobe is gay. Anyone who’s seen him out at the club know it, Kobe is gay.

Uncle Luke

Don’t kill the messenger.

Now, Luke is probably the most heterosexual man on the planet. So… honestly, anyone who’s not “makin’ it clap” with 30 ladies at Gold Rush is probably gay to Mr. Luther Campbell.

 

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  1. Roundhead said,

    on October 31st, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Dear Basketball Gods:

    Please have Kobe Bryant traded to the Knicks.

    He and Isiah Thomas deserve each other.

    Oh, and if you can do anything to heal Dwayne Wade a little faster that would be cool too.

    Thanks.

  2. Roundhead Sr said,

    on November 1st, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Dwyane Wade got carted off the court in a WHEELCHAIR because of a shoulder injury. Never, ever forget that. Ever.

  3. Luis said,

    on November 5th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I haven’t heard that song in a couple years. Brings back a lot of funny memories.

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  6. on October 7th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Generic xanaxi….

    Generic xanaxi….

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