Hey Cam! Play John Beck!

Posted on October 31st, 2007 in Miami Dolphins by Brody

John Beck

Time to see what the kid can do. This is an audition. He’s not getting any younger, and the Miami Dolphins need to decide if he’s the QB of the future… or if it’s someone like Matt Ryan.

But if he’s anything like this… we might have a winner:

 

Judging by this exclusive scouting report, MSB has learned that Beck can win games in the final seconds and throw the ball 70 yards… he also has special underwear, what’s not to like?

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  1. Drew said,

    on November 1st, 2007 at 3:35 am

    That pass was 63 yards, still quite a throw, most QBs can’t throw 60 yards. Except Jamarcus Russel who, according to ESPN, can throw an 85 yard pass while kneeling.

  2. Drew said,

    on November 1st, 2007 at 3:37 am

    And in the past 2 months I’ve only watched that BYU-Utah video about 100 times. I can basically quote the entire play-by-play commentary at this point.


  3. on November 1st, 2007 at 10:58 am

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