Ehhhh, what is this game you call, eh, futbol?

Reports are swindling that Tom Brady’s smokin’ hot Brazilian girlfriend, Gisele, will be present at the Patriots-Dolphins game on Sunday.

Honestly, how smart is Tom Brady? You didn’t see him bringing her to Dallas last weekend, in a game that was thought to be a much better battle than the matchup against the ‘Phins. This is the exact opposite of that time in middle school when I told my girlfriend not to come to my baseball game because we were going to blow the team out and she would just be bored, but in reality we were playing an undefeated team with a 13 year old hurler who threw 83 miles per hour, and I didn’t want to look like a big fat pussy.

Tom Brady is a genius.

Thanks for the tip J.D.