Hurricanes Basketball Bringing South Beach to the ACC
According to a tipster in the University of Miami athletic department, there are going to be some changes to the student section for this coming basketball season:
“UM will add a hot tub, a sandbox and lifeguard tower in the student seating section. Students will be asked to wear beach attire.”
This is the best idea the University of Miami Athletic Department has had in a while.
Bikini-clad girls in a hot tub, sandbox wrestling… and you thought it was hard to concentrate on the rim with the Cameron Crazies jumping and yelling. Try dealing with South Beach thongs.
Hines Ward approves of the new student section
Hopefully, Wet Willies will sponsor the student section (”Yes, I’ll have a pretzel and a mind eraser…”) and the student chosen as the “Hurricanes Lifeguard” is the same guy who MCs booty shake contests at The Clevelander:
“Ok, end of the half… you know what that means… WET THONG CONTEST!!!”
Lets see Coach-K draw up a backdoor screen with THAT going on.
edit: not only did we get this tip, apparently it was in a legitimate news source (hooray legitimacy!), the Miami Herald.
[Thanks to Big Cannon for the tip]
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on October 10th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
I’m all for this idea, as it can’t do anything but help. Besides, haven’t you always wanted to watch a college hoops game from a hot tub or life guard station? lol
on October 10th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
This is more exciting than seeing Sean Glennon on the sidelines.
on October 11th, 2007 at 8:38 am
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