A few days ago, Brody posted a story about the Rock donating $1 million to the University of Miami football program. Above is an image from HurricaneSports.com.

Ummm, why is this check paid to the order of ‘U Athletics’, and not ‘U Football’? If Shalala somehow swindled her way into funneling these funds to the entire athletic department, I’m going to make Brody go to Tallahassee and pee on a Seminoles fan on October 20th.

But at least we can all take solice in the fact that UMiami Women’s Rowing will have enough money to purchase new paddles. And maybe we can use that extra mill we’re getting from moving to Dolphins’ stadium and put that towards those little curly shoe strings for the cross country team or $600 drivers that look like a fucking sauce pan at the end of a stick for the golf team. Grrr.