Give me a degree, Bobby!
No, no! Give me one!

I can’t even explain how much I love when teams other than the University of Miami get into any sort of trouble, and lately, there’s been a plethora of it.

Earlier this week, Ohio State’s third string QB was nabbed for trying to pick up a hooker, the University of Texas can fill a solid wing at San Quentin with as much trouble as they’ve been in this season, and the list goes on.

The news report today is that the Florida State University Semenholes have academic sanctions of new proportions; 23 student-athletes are the subject of a new allegation involving "academic dishonesty." I’ll let that one soak in… twenty-frickin-three!

There hasn’t been an official word as to which sports these athletes play, but I think it’s fair to assume that the majority of thema re on the football team.

Blurb:

Two football players, fifth-year wide receiver Joslin Shaw and sophomore defensive end Kevin McNeil, are involved in the investigation. Neither Shaw, a Plant City High product, or McNeil, who is from Kingsland, Ga., have played in FSU’s first three games because of what Coach Bobby Bowden called a violation of team rules.

I can some this up in three words: They Are F*cked.