Here’s my 8-Team “Holy crap I’m rich if this hits” parlay of the week:

Kent St. -2 vs. Akron

UNC -13.5 vs. USF (this one’s looking GOOOOD)

Clemson -7.5 vs. NCSt.

Buffalo +3 vs. Baylor

Arizona +14 vs. Cal

Purdue -14 vs. Minnesota

UCLA -6 vs. Washington

LSU -18 vs. So-Care

My well-researched reason for these picks: None, I just have an acute gambling problem.