Yeah baby, Wilt Chamberneezy knows what time it is

 Shaquille O’Neal, aka ‘Wilt Chamberneezy’ has launched his own watch. The Royal Oak Offshore Shaquille O’Neal Limited Edition (or ROO-SOLE for short). The ROO-SOLE comes complete with 32 cut diamonds to match Shaq’s jersey number. The watch is fashioned in Miami Heat red, black and white; the special edition watch even comes with a Ho’Tel GPS locator. No word on the hotly-anticipated Burnie special edition timepiece.

‘I don’t get invited to Billy the Marlin’s keggers.’